relatable/humor blog if you Don’t smile I will personally cook you a pizza ♡
Haruki Murakami, 1Q84
OMFG SO MY BROTHER IS GAY AND EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY KNOWS EXCEPT OUR PARENTS SO TODAY WE WERE WATCHING THE HANGOVER AND MY MOM AND ALL MY SISTERS WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE’D HAVE SEX WITH WITH BRADLEY COOPER AND MY BROTHER GOES “so would I” AND THEN “oh yeah I like boys guys surprise” IM STILL LAUGHING
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.