December 2010
518 posts
ITUTOK MUNA BAGO IPUTOK. =)))))))))))))))))))
Paalala muli para sa Bagong Taon.
Paalala lang sa Bagong Taon.
Sa mga lalaki: Ingat sa paputok, baka magkamali ka.
Sa mga babae: Ingat sa paputok, baka maputukan ka.
APPARENTLY MY WISDOM TOOTH IS ALSO WELCOMING THE...
Ang sakittttt…
I know what this means! I will be wiser this coming year :>
MATATAPOS NA TAON ANG CORNY KO PADIN. =)))
Me: According to Greek Mythology, humans were made with 4 arms, 4 feet and one head with two faces. Zeus got afraid of their power and seperated them. Blah blah soulmate find the other half that makes them complete.
Ate: I know that! Sa bones, sinabi ni Bones kay Booth! Plato said that!
Me: Plato? Pano si Baso?
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Happy New Year! Sa labas lagi magpaputok, alam...
Globe: Laging maasahan,
wag lang sa pasko at bagong taon. „|„
Facebook, why can't I be in a relationship with...
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(continued) In relation to this, If we are all...
This is exactly why you shouldn’t mess with him.. or me. :D
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THE LORD does not condemn gays. The Bible doesn't...
YOU GO KUYA BRIAN.
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Jason! you will love my pet cock. i'm feeding it...
HELLO KUYA BRIAN. Can I see your pet cocks? =))))) According to stupid people I want to eat them daw :| =)))))))
I’ll teach you soon! ;)
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Everytime you like and comment on my status.
I JUST…. OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN :”>
Have you heard that joke about my dick?
NEVERMIND, IT’S TOO LONG.
HAHAHAHHA BA DUM TSS.
Am I not that interesting to you?
So I have this crush and we talk alot but our conversations don’t last that long. I always find myself staring at our conversation box because you didn’t reply to me anymore. I guess we just don’t like the same things. :|
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you liked joseph castelar. HAHA
OMG I DID? When? Why don’t I know about this? :)))))))
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Magmumura na lang in Korean.
Magmumura ng tagalog, lagot sa nanay.
Magmumura ng english, lagot sa tatay.
YOKO NA MAGING HALF-HALF.
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Fly like a G6?
No! like a plastic bag. Labo.
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JARNESON! :|
ANONYMOUS :|
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TO ALL FORMSPRING HATERS:
imdenisenicole:
Your lame ass insults make me go like this:
Obviously, you have no proper breeding and your parents didn’t teach you enough manners that’s why you’re downright:
And if we do ever meet I swear I’ll go:
Mukha ba akong wild?
I do have ugly friends, I just don't talk to them.
Me: Daddy, I didn’t go to my batangas beach trip anymore. But i’m going to a swimming party tonight.
Daddy: Ok. I don’t care. (What an ass)
Me: The girl that was here yesterday, she’s picking me up and dropping me off later.
Daddy: That girl is pretty.
Me: I know.
Daddy: Well, all your friends are pretty, you don’t like hanging out with ugly people, do you?
Me:...
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I just had sex, and it felt so...
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ You're worth the wait. :)
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yo i heard that this jason arneson guy was smoking...
KUYA BRIAN YAN ANG GUSTO KO SAYO EH =)))) WE AGREE ON THIS.
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What were you teased for when you were still in...
Spongebob. Kasi they had a theory that I put a sponge inside my jeans so that my butt would look bigger. :|
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at what age does body odor start "cultivating?"...
When you stop taking a bath? HAHA.
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ano nangyare kay zee at pato?
Friends?
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is zee really leaving?????????? =( why!
Yes, she’s going to Italy for two months. I’m already missing her so badlyy. :(
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Do you like Brian Moreno's cock? oh wait...that...
OH MY GOD YOURE SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE YOU CRACK ME UP LIKE OMG HAHAHAHAHAHHA FUNNY MO NO? GRABE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Bye loser.
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Sexy mo.
THANKS :)
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Anonymous asked: Do you like Johnny Preysler?
That mini heart attack you get when you see that...
Dear Jesus,
I’ve had about 4 pizzas in 24 hours.
I’m sorry.
Please dont make me fat.
Love, Jason.